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Selasa, 12 April 2011

woman vs man???

artikel ni sue amek dalam 1 buku yang sue duk bace recently..Man Walks into a Bar 2...saje nak share ngan kawan2..cm menarik je..hehe..

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic weight: (don't even go there!!)
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treat properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Posseses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turn slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. A extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.



Element Name: MAN
Symbol: BY
Atomic weight: (75 +/-)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Difficult to find pure sample. Due to rust, ageing samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with it. Become explosive when mixed with kid for prolonged period time.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and beginning to smell.

ihsan: gugel


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